1 00:00:02,359 --> 00:00:04,195 It's been called the most unpredictable 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:06,146 general election in living memory. 3 00:00:06,171 --> 00:00:09,248 Let the people decide, but only the clever ones. 4 00:00:09,273 --> 00:00:11,875 - You know Viktor Goraya. - We go get him out. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,897 We've got to get him into a country that grants asylum. 6 00:00:13,921 --> 00:00:16,218 But to do that, he's got to cross the border. 7 00:00:16,243 --> 00:00:17,284 You mean illegally? 8 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:20,342 We need the money. I'm the man who lost a million quid, remember? 9 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,945 What are the five jobs? Celeste said you had five. 10 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:25,132 Don't use her name, not here. 11 00:00:25,157 --> 00:00:27,232 This is an extraordinary result. 12 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:30,252 They can come to me, 13 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:33,039 and I will decide. 14 00:00:51,758 --> 00:00:53,428 Happy New Year! 15 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,232 Has everyone got a glass? 16 00:00:55,233 --> 00:00:57,498 Bethany, you do the honours. 17 00:00:57,523 --> 00:01:00,445 It's in your "sync devices." 18 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:04,727 Happy New Year! 19 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:07,040 No more than that. Hush now. 20 00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:11,127 It is my honour to say congratulations, 21 00:01:11,152 --> 00:01:13,782 a very happy engagement to you both. 22 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,264 Yeah, second time lucky, Dan. 23 00:01:15,265 --> 00:01:17,293 Sorry, everyone. Happy new Year. 24 00:01:18,048 --> 00:01:20,236 You wouldn't believe how busy the roads are. 25 00:01:20,261 --> 00:01:21,681 Hey, congratulations. 26 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:22,987 I can't believe you had to work. 27 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:26,235 Double pay. So, how are you? Is that the new flat? 28 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,260 How is it? 29 00:01:27,285 --> 00:01:31,563 It's not a flat, it's a room in a house with 16 people. 30 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:34,220 Yeah, but it's in one of those tall back streets in the centre 31 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:35,899 of Madrid, so... I mean, it's handy. 32 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:38,280 They are okay. They're mostly Somalis. 33 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,851 The detention centres were full, so they pushed us out, 34 00:01:40,876 --> 00:01:43,288 but, you know, it's better, I think. 35 00:01:43,289 --> 00:01:44,726 And are they all right 36 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:47,545 with two men getting married, Somalis? 37 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:49,876 Well, if you think about it, Muriel, Somalia's a Muslim country, 38 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,820 so obviously that's tricky. 39 00:01:52,124 --> 00:01:54,070 That was my point, wasn't it? 40 00:01:54,095 --> 00:01:55,828 Well, now I've told you, so... 41 00:01:56,003 --> 00:01:58,239 And it's greatly appreciated. 42 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,912 - All right, you two, ding-ding. - Just pointing out a fact. 43 00:02:00,937 --> 00:02:03,591 Which I have absorbed, thank you. See what it's like? 44 00:02:03,616 --> 00:02:05,015 I go to work to get out of the house. 45 00:02:05,039 --> 00:02:06,583 The thing is, you lot, 46 00:02:06,608 --> 00:02:08,428 I've got a sort of announcement to make. 47 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,123 They are never going to let Viktor back in the UK, 48 00:02:11,148 --> 00:02:14,372 so we thought, when he gets his residency here, 49 00:02:14,795 --> 00:02:17,265 well, it's obvious, really, I'll have to move out 50 00:02:17,442 --> 00:02:19,155 and become a Spanish citizen. 51 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,204 Yes! 52 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:22,233 I thought so. I said so. 53 00:02:22,265 --> 00:02:23,755 That's brilliant, good move. 54 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:27,022 Yeah, but it takes about ten years for the whole process to happen. 55 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:30,196 That's ages, though. I'll be 25. 56 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:33,092 Trust me, it flies past. It'll be here before know it. 57 00:02:33,117 --> 00:02:34,260 Will you still be alive? 58 00:02:34,285 --> 00:02:36,304 - Bethany! - You can't say that. 59 00:02:36,305 --> 00:02:38,559 What kind of question is that? 60 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:40,296 But you had that radiation. 61 00:02:40,297 --> 00:02:42,170 It's a very good question. 62 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,028 I promise I will cling on for dear life to get a free drink 63 00:02:45,053 --> 00:02:47,669 out of my brother. Good luck to all of us. 64 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:50,833 And here's to you beautiful Spaniards. 65 00:02:50,858 --> 00:02:52,622 - Yes! - Danny and Vic. 66 00:02:52,647 --> 00:02:56,240 - Danny and Vic! - To us. To us. 67 00:02:56,889 --> 00:03:00,298 It's on the Costa Brava, this little town. 68 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,482 And just outside, they've printed this village. 69 00:03:04,092 --> 00:03:09,292 This complete village: houses, squares, all 3D printed 70 00:03:09,317 --> 00:03:12,621 on these clifftops, overlooking the sea. 71 00:03:12,887 --> 00:03:15,176 That's my job, housing. 72 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,752 I could do that. 73 00:03:16,777 --> 00:03:19,738 I could print whole towns, whole cities, right here in Spain. 74 00:03:20,613 --> 00:03:22,223 Costa del Danny. 75 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:24,215 I never call you Danny. 76 00:03:26,136 --> 00:03:27,512 I quite like it now. 77 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,192 I hated it when I was a kid, but... 78 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:32,180 Danny. 79 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:34,973 Vicky! 80 00:03:35,991 --> 00:03:37,707 That's no good! 81 00:03:37,732 --> 00:03:39,442 No. Uh-uh? Uh-uh? 82 00:03:39,879 --> 00:03:40,879 Hola. 83 00:03:41,245 --> 00:03:44,419 Buenos tardes, Vicky. 84 00:03:49,192 --> 00:03:50,771 Sounds like a party. 85 00:04:07,244 --> 00:04:09,574 Spain's calling it the January Revolution, 86 00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:14,058 as the so-called People's Party, Nueva Esperanza, declares itself 87 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:15,357 the new government. 88 00:04:15,825 --> 00:04:18,825 Link TV, news channels, now! 89 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:21,739 The situation in Spain means a left-wing government 90 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:24,864 is being replaced by a far-left government. 91 00:04:25,026 --> 00:04:26,810 What can we do about Spain? 92 00:04:26,835 --> 00:04:29,527 Well, I'm stuck in the middle of a hung parliament. 93 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:30,894 There's nothing I can do. 94 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:34,099 They're saying Nueva Esperanza has a policy of repatriation. 95 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:36,503 Anyone without citizenship is sent home. 96 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:38,028 I thought they were left-wing. 97 00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:40,073 You've got far-right, you've got far-left 98 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:41,880 eventually you meet in the middle. 99 00:04:41,905 --> 00:04:44,201 They won't let you into France. Where else can you go? 100 00:04:44,226 --> 00:04:47,240 Outbreaks of violence in Athens as the country withdraws 101 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:50,021 from the eurozone, and the Grexit begins. 102 00:04:50,046 --> 00:04:54,256 Martial law has been declared as the government of Italy resigns. 103 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,693 Hungary has been declared bankrupt. 104 00:04:58,191 --> 00:05:00,599 The whole world is on fire. 105 00:05:03,873 --> 00:05:05,228 How long have you got? 106 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:06,560 About an hour. 107 00:05:08,065 --> 00:05:11,061 The United Nations has threatened to remove its headquarters 108 00:05:11,086 --> 00:05:12,496 from American soil. 109 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:15,131 After the suspension of same-sex marriage, 110 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:19,248 the Supreme Court has overturned Roe versus Wade. 111 00:05:21,503 --> 00:05:23,529 - There she is! - No justice! 112 00:05:25,928 --> 00:05:28,685 - Go back, go back! - Right, rewind. 113 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,515 - There she is. - Oh, my God! 114 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:34,810 I've been banned from America, banned for life. 115 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,646 - And the government does nothing. - Exactly, that's what I keep saying. 116 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,021 Ask the Home Office about Spain, they haven't got a policy. 117 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:41,349 Nothing. It's been eight weeks now. 118 00:05:41,373 --> 00:05:43,481 - Don't start with this again. - Did you see today 119 00:05:43,506 --> 00:05:45,209 they are not calling it a hung parliament any more. 120 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:47,107 They're calling it the Parliament of Water. 121 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:49,441 Just flows through your fingers gone! 122 00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:52,076 - It's our fault we voted them in. - Well, that's helpful. 123 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,762 Yeah, but it's true, you know? 124 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,880 It just proves that democracy was a very nice idea for a while, 125 00:05:56,905 --> 00:05:58,232 and now it's worn out. 126 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,177 Well, there's always Vivienne Rook. 127 00:06:00,202 --> 00:06:03,529 - No, stop it. - Viv could smash the system. 128 00:06:03,554 --> 00:06:05,647 Tell you what's weird, though, do you remember years ago, 129 00:06:05,671 --> 00:06:07,521 we used to think the news was boring? 130 00:06:07,546 --> 00:06:09,268 Oh, my God, golden days. 131 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,046 The news would come on and we'd just yawn. 132 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:14,732 Now we hide. I have to hide my eyes, literally. 133 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:17,093 It's like at school, when they tell you about the olden days, 134 00:06:17,117 --> 00:06:20,195 with Sun Kings and plays and people electing pigs. 135 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,195 It's coming back, it's happening again. 136 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:24,272 We were lucky for a bit, born in the '80s. 137 00:06:24,273 --> 00:06:28,272 We had, like, 30 years, the first 30 years of our lives. 138 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:29,835 - Couple of wars. - Yeah, all right, 139 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,240 but you and me, we had a nice time. 140 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:34,187 Basically, we had a really nice time. 141 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:36,999 Turns out we were born in a pause. 142 00:06:38,359 --> 00:06:40,435 Oh, you see, somebody heard me relaxing. 143 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,999 Duty calls. I'm off. 144 00:06:43,377 --> 00:06:44,779 See you Friday, yeah? 145 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,483 How many jobs have you got now? 146 00:06:47,797 --> 00:06:48,861 11. 147 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:52,999 Here, I'll give you the hack thing. 148 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:54,624 - See you. - Bye. 149 00:06:55,971 --> 00:06:57,741 OK, so take this. They are the new ones. 150 00:06:57,766 --> 00:06:58,780 They've got Mo Farah on. 151 00:06:58,805 --> 00:07:01,210 I don't need this, thank you very much. It's only Chinese. 152 00:07:01,235 --> 00:07:03,108 Take it, though. Save your money for the kids. 153 00:07:03,133 --> 00:07:04,633 You get paid tuppence at Glover's. 154 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,244 Well, I might not be there for long. 155 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,852 - Why, what are you doing? - You've been away. 156 00:07:08,877 --> 00:07:10,581 I've got plans. 157 00:07:16,073 --> 00:07:20,212 There she is, the beast. It cost £20,000. 158 00:07:20,237 --> 00:07:23,573 If you bought that from scratch, it'd be 50,000, 60, more. 159 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:27,368 I've checked, and that's a really genuinely knock-down price. 160 00:07:27,393 --> 00:07:28,448 Yeah, how come? 161 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:31,228 It's owned by Jonjo's brother and he's gone to jail, 162 00:07:31,253 --> 00:07:33,276 and now they need to sell it to raise cash for his kids. 163 00:07:33,277 --> 00:07:35,026 Went to jail for what? 164 00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:37,347 Well, he was selling fish and chips out of this side, 165 00:07:37,371 --> 00:07:39,854 and drugs out of that side, if you must know. 166 00:07:39,879 --> 00:07:41,477 Oh, it's a drug dealer's van. 167 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,182 It's a bargain. 168 00:07:43,207 --> 00:07:45,579 I've done a business plan, which they approved. 169 00:07:45,604 --> 00:07:46,610 They liked it. 170 00:07:46,635 --> 00:07:48,885 And you can have a look. I'm not daft. 171 00:07:49,204 --> 00:07:51,993 I know are risks, and there are costs way beyond the van. 172 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:53,815 We'll have to get it all kitted out for me, 173 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,844 and I'll need kitchen space for prep and storage, 174 00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:58,272 but Jonjo says I can have his brother's for half price. 175 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:00,182 How much, then, in total? 176 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:04,244 Well, I can get a loan and a grant, and Jonjo says they'll 177 00:08:04,245 --> 00:08:07,073 knock off another 10%, but I still need 10,000. 178 00:08:07,098 --> 00:08:09,057 - I haven't got that! - I don't mean from you. 179 00:08:09,082 --> 00:08:11,099 - Well, what are you telling me for? - I mean from Gran. 180 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,123 Oh. 181 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,228 I just haven't asked her yet. 182 00:08:14,253 --> 00:08:16,736 Oh, she'll say yes. She'll do anything for you. 183 00:08:16,761 --> 00:08:18,284 I thought you were going to ask me. That's a relief. 184 00:08:18,285 --> 00:08:21,097 No, I'm asking you if I can ask Gran, 185 00:08:21,722 --> 00:08:24,613 because her money belongs to all of us, really. 186 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,682 But I need it. 187 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:27,746 Of course you can. 188 00:08:27,848 --> 00:08:29,048 - Really? - Yeah. 189 00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:30,400 I think it's brilliant. 190 00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:31,550 I mean, it's a lot of work. 191 00:08:31,909 --> 00:08:33,712 What about Stephen and Danny boy? 192 00:08:33,737 --> 00:08:36,057 - Have you asked them yet? - No, I wanted to ask you first. 193 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,783 - But you know what Dan will say. - What? 194 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:40,617 - Can we give Viktor a job? - Oh, stop it. 195 00:08:40,642 --> 00:08:42,384 Can we buy Viktor a truck? 196 00:08:42,532 --> 00:08:44,281 Can we give all the money to Viktor? 197 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,651 You are so bad. 198 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,024 I know, really. 199 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,493 Honestly, you know. 200 00:08:49,705 --> 00:08:51,900 So, tell me, who's Jonjo? 201 00:08:52,269 --> 00:08:54,601 Because my brother, he's just thick. 202 00:08:54,626 --> 00:08:55,939 I used to slap him on the head 203 00:08:55,964 --> 00:08:58,150 when he was five years old and say, "Oi, thick boy!" 204 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,253 He says me hitting him on the head made him thick. 205 00:09:00,277 --> 00:09:04,142 I said, "You would say that, because you're thick. QED." 206 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,845 My sister, though, brilliant. 207 00:09:06,057 --> 00:09:08,065 You know those areas in London they've sealed off? 208 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,798 Won't let commoners in, like Kensington? 209 00:09:09,823 --> 00:09:12,267 - Yeah. - She's got a pass. She's allowed in. 210 00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:14,274 - Whoops! - Get off! 211 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:15,358 Sorry. 212 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:18,445 Oh, my God! You're an arse. 213 00:09:19,054 --> 00:09:20,375 Get it off me! 214 00:09:22,155 --> 00:09:25,147 Now, that grill, it can reach temperatures of 300 Celsius, 215 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:27,062 which is a bit unnecessary. 216 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,252 Burgers would be carbonised. 217 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,968 But handy if there is another Ice Age. 218 00:09:29,993 --> 00:09:32,742 We can all huddle in here and start a new civilisation. 219 00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:34,498 We've lowered the handles for you. 220 00:09:34,523 --> 00:09:35,992 No good news on the gearbox, 221 00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:38,795 which means you still need me to drive. 222 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:41,375 That's okay, as long as I get free chips. 223 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,953 You want to watch that drawer, it keeps sticking. 224 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:48,461 Apart from that, I think it's about time I kissed you. 225 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,515 No, I don't think so. 226 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:53,280 For real? Why not? 227 00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:56,155 Jonjo, it's too soon, I think we should wait. 228 00:09:57,085 --> 00:09:58,365 Okay. 229 00:10:02,198 --> 00:10:04,210 - Have we waited long enough? - No. 230 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,273 - Have we waited long enough? - No. 231 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,780 Okay, we've waited long enough. 232 00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:27,749 Hello, here we are! 233 00:10:28,196 --> 00:10:29,248 Bravo! 234 00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:31,984 What do you think? Be honest, do you like it? 235 00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:34,929 - Just say yes. - Well I better had, it cost me enough. 236 00:10:35,359 --> 00:10:38,654 And you must be the man with designs on my granddaughter? 237 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,654 That's me. And I stamped my designs all over her lovely bum. 238 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,780 Nice to meet you, Mu. Come here. 239 00:10:45,971 --> 00:10:50,132 Roll up, folks, the Rosie Lyons Experience is now open. 240 00:10:50,157 --> 00:10:52,237 Whoo! 241 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,280 If you want burgers, we've got acorn burgers, 242 00:10:55,305 --> 00:10:58,580 membrane burgers, ersatz burgers, bulk burgers, non-burgers, 243 00:10:58,605 --> 00:10:59,979 no burgers, not burgers, 244 00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:02,447 burger substitutes and paper burgers. 245 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,688 Nicer than it sounds. What do you think, Mu? 246 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:06,057 You look like a traditional 247 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,470 quarter pounder with cheese, am I right? 248 00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:10,510 I'll have a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy. 249 00:11:11,869 --> 00:11:14,205 - Mum used to say that. - It's still funny. 250 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,760 It's never not funny. 251 00:11:16,674 --> 00:11:18,688 He's all right, Jonjo, yeah? 252 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,713 He's the sort of man who's happy when he finds a big crisp. 253 00:11:22,775 --> 00:11:25,064 Rosie's not daft, she kept an eye on him. 254 00:11:25,214 --> 00:11:26,666 He's good with the boys. 255 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,229 So, I need to get Viktor out. 256 00:11:29,717 --> 00:11:32,197 - Okay, you mean out of Europe? - Yes. 257 00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:33,727 And into the UK? 258 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,105 - Yeah. - Illegally? 259 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,130 Yeah. 260 00:11:36,459 --> 00:11:37,487 Do you want me to go? 261 00:11:37,512 --> 00:11:39,317 No, it's okay. But what do I do? 262 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,690 I mean, it's safer now, because this Spanish revolution, 263 00:11:42,715 --> 00:11:44,260 it's like any revolution, it's a mess, 264 00:11:44,261 --> 00:11:45,356 no-one knows what anyone's doing, 265 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,949 but if they get organised, send him back home, 266 00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:51,410 well, it could be a death sentence. 267 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:54,512 It's like that in the Ukraine, people just disappear. 268 00:11:54,878 --> 00:11:55,966 I can't believe I'm saying this 269 00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,994 sitting here in the garden, but it's a fact. 270 00:11:58,257 --> 00:12:00,004 He could be executed. 271 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:01,941 So, what do you need? 272 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:03,808 A fake passport. 273 00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:07,183 You know, really, I'll leave you to it. 274 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,269 I didn't like to ask her to go. 275 00:12:10,504 --> 00:12:12,281 You think she's okay these days? 276 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,694 She's living with Gran. 277 00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:19,313 So, I just thought you know some dodgy people. 278 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,213 - Do I? - Oh, come on, Edith, 279 00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:24,533 your mates, God knows what you get up to. 280 00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:27,291 Well, yeah, I suppose years ago, I could have taken you in a pub 281 00:12:27,316 --> 00:12:29,556 down Cheetham Hill, 300 quid, done. 282 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:31,854 But these days, you need a breath scan... 283 00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:35,182 identification by breathing, I don't know anyone who does that. 284 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:36,479 Well, there must be a way. 285 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,273 Because we're not stupid, we're not poor, we're not lacking. 286 00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:40,674 I'm sorry, but we're clever. 287 00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:42,909 We could think of something, surely. 288 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,423 I don't think refugees are refugees because they're thick. 289 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:49,612 No, don't do that, I'm saying the system is stupid. 290 00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:52,232 Well, do you know the people that designed Brexit? 291 00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,313 For God's sake, don't tell me we can't outthink them! 292 00:12:54,571 --> 00:12:55,595 Okay. 293 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:58,268 I suppose half your job is get ex-cons back into housing, 294 00:12:58,269 --> 00:12:59,501 if anyone knows anyone. 295 00:12:59,526 --> 00:13:03,135 I know, but that makes it worse. I can't ask at work. 296 00:13:03,495 --> 00:13:04,932 One wrong word and... 297 00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:07,346 I like this terrine. 298 00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:10,362 Yeah, Celeste made it. 299 00:13:11,815 --> 00:13:13,495 Even if you can get him into Britain, 300 00:13:13,635 --> 00:13:15,159 he'll never be a legal citizen. 301 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,477 - So? - He'd be a criminal forever. 302 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:21,143 It doesn't matter, does it? 303 00:13:22,377 --> 00:13:23,760 Just live our lives. 304 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:25,373 No-one would know. 305 00:13:26,002 --> 00:13:27,712 How often did the police come to the door? 306 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:30,477 Like, never, not for people like us. Never. 307 00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:31,659 And we could move. 308 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,698 So, no-one would even ask, he would just be my boyfriend. 309 00:13:34,723 --> 00:13:37,362 I'd earn the money and he could be safe. 310 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,932 I mean, that's better than a death sentence, isn't it? 311 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:43,798 I mean, for God's sake, a death sentence. 312 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,846 It's... 313 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,602 Hey, hey, hey! 314 00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,081 Careful, you two. 315 00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:50,049 - It gets slippery. - Okay. 316 00:13:50,074 --> 00:13:52,514 Are we calling that a T-shirt, or are we calling that a dress? 317 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,276 I don't think it matters. 318 00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:01,120 No, he looks beautiful. 319 00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:04,193 So, what are you going to do? 320 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,297 Telephone call, Edith Lyons. 321 00:14:14,322 --> 00:14:16,658 - Yeah. Shut up! - Telephone call... 322 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,213 - Edith Lyons. - Ugh! 323 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:21,280 Hey. Hello? 324 00:14:21,305 --> 00:14:23,095 This party is brilliant. 325 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,119 Yeah, I know, I can hear it. 326 00:14:25,144 --> 00:14:26,345 Come and have a drink. 327 00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:28,768 I'm in me pants! 328 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,002 That won't affect Fran. 329 00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:35,166 Tell her I said happy birthday. Where are you now? 330 00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:36,422 I'm out the front. 331 00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:40,627 Oh... All right. 332 00:14:44,705 --> 00:14:46,221 - Hello! - Hello. 333 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:49,494 Hey, can I ask though... 334 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:53,000 what is it with you and Fran, really? 335 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,462 Nothing, nothing, just friends, just mates. 336 00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:57,715 Sort of. Now and then. 337 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:03,408 But the thing is, she says she's going to Spain in October. 338 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,587 They are taking that tour, songs and fables, the African thing. 339 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,625 No, no, they're cancelled, the FCO has labelled Spain, 340 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,455 "We advise against all but essential travel." 341 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:14,931 You still go. 342 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,439 I'm engaged. 343 00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:19,288 But she's sponsored by the British Council... 344 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:20,759 if you are funded by the arts, 345 00:15:20,784 --> 00:15:23,087 you can just drive into war zones, no-one cares. 346 00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:24,828 Fran once took sonnets to Syria, 347 00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:27,276 never mind food, have some sonnets, but no-one stopped her. 348 00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:28,525 Drove in, drove out. 349 00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:30,830 Yeah, Viktor helped her. 350 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:35,244 With the tour, he introduced her to that couple, 351 00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:37,455 the ones who put on the festival. 352 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:38,871 Well, then... 353 00:15:40,963 --> 00:15:42,027 She owes him. 354 00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:44,634 Pity she can't smuggle him out. 355 00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:04,642 With the vote of no-confidence, 356 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,970 the Parliament of Water has been dissolved. 357 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:09,430 The date for the general election has been set 358 00:16:09,455 --> 00:16:11,564 for Thursday, the 21st of October. 359 00:16:11,589 --> 00:16:15,408 But for the first time in history, voting is compulsory. 360 00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:18,814 Like Australia, every British citizen must vote, 361 00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,744 or break the law. It's going to change everything. 362 00:16:21,822 --> 00:16:24,103 I was really looking forward to the campaign. 363 00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,476 There's nothing I like more than a fair fight. 364 00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:30,594 But these deep fake videos are ruining the debate, 365 00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,048 and they're threatening democracy. 366 00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:35,422 Deep fakes are videos in which a living person's face 367 00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:39,047 and voice are recreated in CGI to say anything 368 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:40,257 the programmer wants. 369 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:43,268 There is one obvious solution to all the foreigners in this country. 370 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,292 That's not me. 371 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,197 Arrest them, throw them out. 372 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,182 I didn't say that, I would never say that. 373 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,240 And if they resist... 374 00:16:49,265 --> 00:16:51,264 That face and that voice are completely fake! 375 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,486 Ex-ex-execute them. 376 00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:56,119 Ask me what to do with the rich, and I say... 377 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,516 That is literally not me. 378 00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,812 Take their homes, burn them down... 379 00:16:59,837 --> 00:17:00,853 It's a fake! 380 00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:03,272 And throw those bastards to the w-w-wolves. 381 00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:05,301 It CGI, it's a lie! 382 00:17:05,573 --> 00:17:07,573 So, you are saying these videos are fake? 383 00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,595 Oh, of course they're fake videos. 384 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,557 Everyone can see they're not real. 385 00:17:12,138 --> 00:17:16,807 All the same, they really did say those things. 386 00:17:17,362 --> 00:17:18,579 Didn't they? 387 00:17:18,924 --> 00:17:20,542 What do we do? 388 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,487 How do we make a stand? How do we stop it? 389 00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:35,072 Fran. I need a favour. 390 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:38,173 Hi, yeah, a woman called Vita put me through. 391 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:40,251 My name's Daniel Lyons, I'm coming to the bank tomorrow, 392 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:44,103 I need to close my savings account ending 3032, 393 00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,361 and my extra account ending in 5061. 394 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:48,830 I need the money in cash and I need it in euros. 395 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:50,954 Thank you very much. 396 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,260 And with campaigning in the final week, 397 00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:57,422 it's fair to say that polls have no idea what will happen. 398 00:17:57,447 --> 00:18:00,725 Now that voting is compulsory, no-one can predict how the entire 399 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,024 British population will vote en masse. 400 00:18:03,409 --> 00:18:04,409 Call! 401 00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:07,937 Family link, audio only. 402 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,704 - Daniel calling. - Signor, accept. 403 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,595 Hiya, bit busy, what's up? 404 00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,264 Hello there, Danny, how are you? 405 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:17,063 I'm trying to work! 406 00:18:17,088 --> 00:18:18,821 Hi, Gran. I'm at the doctor's. 407 00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:20,563 Make it quick. 408 00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:23,790 Oh, good morning. 409 00:18:24,991 --> 00:18:26,999 Stephen, is that you? What are you doing? 410 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,657 Parcel on board. 411 00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,820 Well, it sounds like you're doing something else. 412 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:33,141 Sorry, Celeste, didn't mean to interrupt. 413 00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:36,038 No, Celeste's at home with me. 414 00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:38,581 Well, she better have a word with him then, the dirty dog. 415 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,135 For God's sake! 416 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,673 Just to say this man at work's moved his days about, 417 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:46,940 so all of a sudden, I've got a holiday. I'm off to Spain. 418 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:51,501 Gran, I won't be around on Sunday, OK? I'm sorry about that. 419 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,416 Cast your vote for Thursday, it's the law. 420 00:18:54,557 --> 00:18:56,073 Give Viktor our love. 421 00:18:56,455 --> 00:19:00,057 Warn him, I might fly over there myself one of these days. 422 00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:02,026 Fran is in Madrid, right now. 423 00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:06,901 I know. we're going to meet up. 424 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,338 Should be nice. 425 00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,673 Fingers crossed. 426 00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:15,049 - Edith Lyons? - That's me. 427 00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,114 Good luck, Dan. 428 00:19:16,651 --> 00:19:17,901 I'll see you soon. 429 00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:22,073 Have a... nice... time. 430 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:24,901 I will. I'll see you soon. 431 00:19:24,926 --> 00:19:27,370 - Yeah, bye. - Family link off. 432 00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:42,002 So, Fran is, like, plan number one, 433 00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:46,309 but failing that, I've got 15,000 euros. 434 00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,815 Well, strictly speaking, 15,240 euros. 435 00:19:50,362 --> 00:19:52,431 We are going to buy our way out of here. 436 00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:55,056 Even if I have to commandeer a yacht to get us across the Channel, 437 00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:56,635 we will do it. Please say yes. 438 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,626 My God! I'm saying yes. 439 00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:03,240 If you leave Spain and you get stopped without your papers, 440 00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,278 you'll get sent back to Ukraine. 441 00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:07,421 I know. I'm saying yes. 442 00:20:08,218 --> 00:20:10,601 All the yes, completely yes! 443 00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:15,474 I just never thought you'd, you know... 444 00:20:15,499 --> 00:20:16,765 What? Never thought I'd what? 445 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:19,163 Well, you are always kind of boring. 446 00:20:19,188 --> 00:20:20,952 Oh, thank you! 447 00:20:21,102 --> 00:20:24,140 But I like the boring. I love it. 448 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,898 And all the time... 449 00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:30,546 I kept your front door key. 450 00:20:32,229 --> 00:20:33,374 To get me home. 451 00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:36,620 Let's go have a boring life. 452 00:20:50,972 --> 00:20:53,585 Okay, they said to keep one of these at all times 453 00:20:53,741 --> 00:20:55,904 under the shirt, because it's harder to steal. 454 00:20:55,929 --> 00:20:58,701 Wallet, keys, emergency cash. 455 00:20:58,726 --> 00:20:59,813 You've got 200 euros in there, 456 00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:02,585 so if we get separated, you've got that. 457 00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:03,913 - Okay. - Okay? 458 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,177 - Oh, yeah. - We've got to do this now, 459 00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:14,264 before the rest of the company get 460 00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:15,789 on board, because I haven't told anyone, okay? 461 00:21:15,813 --> 00:21:17,882 No-one knows about this. I'd lose my job. 462 00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:18,963 All right. 463 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,873 Go as far back as you can and we'll surround you with bags. 464 00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:24,093 Is it safe? Oh, now you ask? 465 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,007 - Well, I have to check. - It's safe, it's okay. 466 00:21:26,475 --> 00:21:27,503 I can manage. 467 00:21:27,632 --> 00:21:28,866 Plenty of people do this. 468 00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:32,695 Now feel the wall, hide yourself behind the bags. 469 00:21:33,382 --> 00:21:35,210 And it's 500 quid for Jim. 470 00:21:35,371 --> 00:21:38,718 - You said 200. - Do you want to argue with him? 471 00:21:40,478 --> 00:21:41,510 What's that in euros? 472 00:21:41,535 --> 00:21:42,691 650. 473 00:21:52,886 --> 00:21:54,816 Right, turn your phone on silent. 474 00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:56,870 I have, it's done, it's good. 475 00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,441 Now hide yourself, okay? 476 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:07,995 Hiya. You all right? 477 00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:09,463 I found that restaurant. 478 00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:10,902 It was brilliant. 479 00:22:11,347 --> 00:22:13,893 This is Dan, he's a mate from Manchester. 480 00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,308 He's coming back with us. 481 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:18,051 I told him there's no free rides, he's got to pay his way. 482 00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:19,543 I'll buy you a drink on the ferry. 483 00:22:21,155 --> 00:22:23,707 You're lucky the Schengen Agreement's still in place... 484 00:22:23,732 --> 00:22:25,369 by the skin of its teeth... 485 00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:27,528 so we can drive straight into France. 486 00:22:27,748 --> 00:22:30,935 And if they find him, it's nothing to do with me 487 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,482 or the company. 488 00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:35,755 He's just a stranger who's climbed on board. 489 00:22:36,151 --> 00:22:38,167 - Have you got that? - Yes. 490 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:41,589 And you can tell your bloody sister I will not help her ever again. 491 00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:43,761 I know. But we can do this, Fran. 492 00:22:43,786 --> 00:22:45,675 People travel across the world to be safe. 493 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,802 We've just got to get to Dover, that's all. 494 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,502 I'm off. 495 00:23:05,673 --> 00:23:07,540 Tuesday means drug test day. 496 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,288 I'll be back for dinner. 497 00:23:10,259 --> 00:23:11,696 What are you testing this time? 498 00:23:12,204 --> 00:23:13,946 Some epilepsy drug. 499 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,853 300 quid, that's what matters. 500 00:23:15,878 --> 00:23:17,329 Bye, see you later. 501 00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:22,718 OK, so I haven't got long, 502 00:23:22,743 --> 00:23:25,525 because I've got one of those blood test things at 12 o'clock. 503 00:23:26,079 --> 00:23:29,056 God, I know you've got your own key, but you could text. 504 00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:33,423 I haven't got long. 505 00:23:35,089 --> 00:23:36,209 Is that supposed to be sexy? 506 00:23:36,838 --> 00:23:37,890 Well, yes. 507 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,907 Here I am. 508 00:23:45,944 --> 00:23:49,025 Okay, it's working. 509 00:23:53,277 --> 00:23:55,079 Morning, you lot. 510 00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:57,945 Right, no-one in the bathroom, thank you very much, 511 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,048 it's all mine. 512 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:02,595 And your Uncle Jonjo stayed over last night... 513 00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:04,446 - say hello. - Hi. 514 00:24:05,929 --> 00:24:08,236 Right, Lee, don't forget that thing for school. 515 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:09,301 All right. 516 00:24:10,853 --> 00:24:12,615 Can I make myself a coffee? 517 00:24:12,649 --> 00:24:13,663 Help yourself. 518 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:15,898 - Do you want anything, anyone? - No, we're fine. 519 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:27,600 Okay, you two, I want you to go to Leslie down the hall 520 00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:30,914 and ask her what time the shuttle bus leaves. 521 00:24:30,939 --> 00:24:32,453 Oh, it leaves on the hour. 522 00:24:33,508 --> 00:24:37,359 I want you to go to Leslie and ask her, and take five minutes. 523 00:24:39,831 --> 00:24:41,078 Split this with your brother. 524 00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:43,992 £2.50. Now go. Vamoose! 525 00:24:49,909 --> 00:24:51,563 - You all right? - Yeah. 526 00:24:52,027 --> 00:24:53,682 It's a nice little kitchen. 527 00:24:54,448 --> 00:24:55,549 It's like this on board ship... 528 00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:57,182 we had the galley, same sort of layout. 529 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:59,019 Rosie said you were like Greenpeace, weren't you? 530 00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:01,057 A bit more ramshackle, but, yeah. 531 00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:03,057 - She said you went all over. - Yeah. 532 00:25:03,090 --> 00:25:05,323 Atlantic, Pacific, the Bering Straits, 533 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,300 we sailed up to the north of Greenland, 534 00:25:07,325 --> 00:25:09,023 saw the last of the ice disappear. 535 00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:10,264 It's terrible, that. 536 00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:12,542 It's funny, because volunteers would come on board and... 537 00:25:12,558 --> 00:25:13,729 say, "Oh, I'm a vegan," 538 00:25:13,753 --> 00:25:15,675 but after three months of eating dried pulses, 539 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:16,969 they'd be fishing with the best of us. 540 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,864 - I bet. - In the end, 541 00:25:18,889 --> 00:25:21,092 I could fillet a fish with three strokes. 542 00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:23,631 Head, gut, spine. 543 00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:25,771 One, two, three. 544 00:25:26,018 --> 00:25:28,026 Became a dab hand with a knife. 545 00:25:30,088 --> 00:25:32,545 Cos you're more than a fling, Jonjo. 546 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,529 Looks like you're staying. 547 00:25:36,131 --> 00:25:39,084 And it strikes me that when a man enters a family with two kids, 548 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:43,217 a family with two little boys right at the heart of it, 549 00:25:44,701 --> 00:25:46,459 then I'd better be on the alert. 550 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:48,260 You understand? 551 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,285 Yeah. 552 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,492 Because there are terrible men out there. 553 00:25:53,045 --> 00:25:54,248 But I'm watching. 554 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:59,459 And believe me, Jonjo, I've done some shit. 555 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,260 Have you got that? 556 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,099 Honestly, I swear, it's all about Rosie. 557 00:26:03,253 --> 00:26:04,568 I think she's amazing. 558 00:26:05,252 --> 00:26:06,252 Good. 559 00:26:06,706 --> 00:26:07,943 There's no side to me. 560 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,622 My mother always says I've got no layers, 561 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:11,787 and I think your sister's really, really lovely. 562 00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:14,326 Yeah. 563 00:26:14,744 --> 00:26:15,744 I think you do. 564 00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:18,203 All right. 565 00:26:18,492 --> 00:26:19,717 I'm still watching. 566 00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:26,326 I don't like the sound of it. 567 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:29,303 Are they safe, these drugs tests? 568 00:26:30,717 --> 00:26:32,771 300 quid, cash in hand. 569 00:26:34,373 --> 00:26:36,904 Ever since we left the EU, the medicines agency moved 570 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,498 to France, so now we have to test all the drugs from scratch. 571 00:26:40,405 --> 00:26:42,217 It's a bonanza for people like me. 572 00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:44,326 Time's up. 573 00:26:45,405 --> 00:26:46,443 Duty calls. 574 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:48,615 300 quid. 575 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:58,068 If you could blow there. 576 00:27:00,193 --> 00:27:01,366 And there. 577 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:03,933 Thank you. 578 00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:07,371 We'll be taking blood, so I'm legally required to ask, 579 00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:09,115 do you want to know your life expectancy? 580 00:27:09,435 --> 00:27:11,785 Um, no. No, thanks. 581 00:27:11,810 --> 00:27:14,154 Right. That should take about an hour. 582 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:15,583 I'll come back to keep an eye on you. 583 00:27:15,607 --> 00:27:16,607 Thanks. 584 00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:48,481 Lyons in five, he's had a reaction, we might need to flag him up. 585 00:27:48,506 --> 00:27:50,443 - Sure, I'll pull up his file. - Thanks. 586 00:27:51,982 --> 00:27:53,903 Dr Scott said there's nothing to worry about. 587 00:27:53,928 --> 00:27:55,768 It's a little bit of a side effect, that's all. 588 00:27:56,585 --> 00:27:57,637 Yeah, I can't stop... 589 00:27:57,662 --> 00:27:58,694 I keep... 590 00:28:00,576 --> 00:28:03,403 I'm looking left all the time, I can't stop turning my head left. 591 00:28:03,428 --> 00:28:05,707 You are mimicking symptoms of an epileptic seizure, 592 00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:07,185 but without the seizure itself. 593 00:28:07,210 --> 00:28:08,959 Give it a couple hours, it will pass. 594 00:28:09,193 --> 00:28:11,052 You came here on your bike, is that right? 595 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:13,744 Okay, I don't think that's safe to get you home. 596 00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:15,699 Have you got someone who can pick you up? 597 00:28:16,201 --> 00:28:19,754 I could try Elaine. I can't focus. 598 00:28:19,779 --> 00:28:22,277 - Yeah, it's all right, I'll do it. - Elaine Parris. 599 00:28:24,207 --> 00:28:26,203 Oh, this is weird. 600 00:28:26,568 --> 00:28:27,857 Gran would kill me. 601 00:28:27,882 --> 00:28:30,451 I'll go to Elaine, until it passes. 602 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:32,020 Ohh... 603 00:28:36,662 --> 00:28:37,873 Hi there, how did it go? 604 00:28:37,898 --> 00:28:40,512 I'm calling on behalf of Mr Stephen Lyons, 605 00:28:40,537 --> 00:28:42,017 he needs you to come and collect him. 606 00:28:42,646 --> 00:28:44,754 Lyons in five, nothing to worry about, 607 00:28:44,779 --> 00:28:47,537 - but he's taking transport home. - Okay, thanks for letting me know. 608 00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:54,292 Phone call, Claverton Facility. 609 00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:56,638 Accept, thank you, Signor. Hello? 610 00:28:56,889 --> 00:28:59,885 Hello, I'm phoning on behalf of Mr Stephen Lyons. 611 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,708 He needs someone to come and collect him. 612 00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,754 Hi, my name's Celeste Bisme-Lyons. 613 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,768 I'm here to get my husband, Stephen Lyons. 614 00:29:18,372 --> 00:29:21,511 Hey. Darling. Hello. 615 00:29:21,536 --> 00:29:22,894 It's nice to see you. 616 00:29:22,919 --> 00:29:25,192 It's Elaine. We met at that party thing? 617 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,067 Yeah, I remember. 618 00:29:27,575 --> 00:29:30,888 I was just visiting and I just popped in, and... 619 00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:34,098 and it turns out he's not very well. The big lump. 620 00:29:34,123 --> 00:29:35,450 Like a bad reaction, they said. 621 00:29:35,621 --> 00:29:37,659 Yeah, I can't stop turning my head left. 622 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,192 I was just on my way into work. 623 00:29:40,966 --> 00:29:42,887 Well, good. 624 00:29:43,737 --> 00:29:45,676 Thanks, Elaine, I can take him home now. 625 00:29:46,624 --> 00:29:47,624 Okay. 626 00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,272 See you soon then, bye. 627 00:29:50,273 --> 00:29:51,598 Yeah, thanks. 628 00:29:57,473 --> 00:30:00,265 It's weird, I just keep turning my head. 629 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:01,848 I know there's nothing, 630 00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:03,473 but I can't stop myself from looking. 631 00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,434 I think it's getting better though. 632 00:30:21,747 --> 00:30:23,684 Ruby! Are you home? 633 00:30:24,379 --> 00:30:26,270 I want you downstairs, now. 634 00:30:28,154 --> 00:30:29,154 I'm home! 635 00:30:29,575 --> 00:30:30,950 Ruby, I know you're up there. 636 00:30:31,104 --> 00:30:32,894 I want you downstairs this very second. 637 00:30:32,919 --> 00:30:35,714 - That's an order. - So, what's wrong with him? 638 00:30:35,739 --> 00:30:36,825 Ask him yourself. 639 00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,528 I'm sorry, it's weird, it's my head. 640 00:30:38,841 --> 00:30:40,248 What do you mean, your head? 641 00:30:40,249 --> 00:30:42,292 What have they done to you this time? 642 00:30:42,293 --> 00:30:44,669 Signor, call Bethany at work. 643 00:30:44,771 --> 00:30:46,285 Tag it urgent so she answers. 644 00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:47,934 What's that for? 645 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:49,989 I think we should tell them. 646 00:30:50,228 --> 00:30:51,622 I've only got a funny head. 647 00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:53,044 What is it? I'm busy. 648 00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:55,189 Your daft old dad's just got a funny head, that's all. 649 00:30:55,848 --> 00:30:57,519 Hello? Is it really urgent? 650 00:30:57,544 --> 00:30:59,284 I've only got two minutes for personal calls. 651 00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:00,653 No, it won't take long. 652 00:31:01,257 --> 00:31:03,130 Your dad wants to tell you something, girls. 653 00:31:05,034 --> 00:31:06,278 Okay, uh... 654 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:12,323 I go to that clinic on Tuesdays, and I tried this drug... 655 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:14,926 No, I don't mean that. 656 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,731 I mean tell them about Elaine, Stephen. 657 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,865 Tell them about the affair you're having with Elaine Parris. 658 00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:25,950 What on Earth do you mean?! 659 00:31:25,975 --> 00:31:27,348 And you can shut up. 660 00:31:28,527 --> 00:31:29,825 Signor, end the call. 661 00:31:33,368 --> 00:31:34,802 What's she talking about, Dad? 662 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:37,244 Phone call, Bethany Bisme-Lyons. 663 00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:38,309 Signor, accept. 664 00:31:40,093 --> 00:31:41,239 Now, tell them. 665 00:31:42,170 --> 00:31:44,661 Tell your daughters, tell your gran, 666 00:31:44,924 --> 00:31:47,089 and let's tell your whole bloody family... 667 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,926 you're always yap-yap-yapping away to them. 668 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,755 Tell them all how you've been having an affair. 669 00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:56,309 No, that sounds too classy, doesn't it? 670 00:31:57,281 --> 00:31:59,823 Tell them how you've been rutting and snorting 671 00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:02,466 and fucking that greasy-haired little sack for weeks. 672 00:32:02,552 --> 00:32:03,653 For months. 673 00:32:04,127 --> 00:32:05,155 For years. 674 00:32:07,902 --> 00:32:10,286 I've got an idea. Let's ask her. 675 00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:13,566 Signor, call Elaine Parris. 676 00:32:13,591 --> 00:32:15,575 Calling Elaine Parris. 677 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,987 Get out as fast as you can! They're searching every vehicle. 678 00:32:34,012 --> 00:32:35,434 Come on, mate, we've had it! 679 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,503 Got word down the line, they're stripping them bare, let's go. 680 00:32:38,527 --> 00:32:40,332 - What will you do? - Don't worry about us, 681 00:32:40,357 --> 00:32:41,386 there's always an option. 682 00:32:41,411 --> 00:32:42,629 We're heading to Calais. 683 00:32:43,387 --> 00:32:45,277 Oh, I think we've blown your cover. 684 00:32:45,738 --> 00:32:47,996 Never mind that, just go. 685 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,588 Can we walk? Is it far? 686 00:32:49,613 --> 00:32:51,533 Yeah, I'm just getting... Right, got it, come on. 687 00:32:52,759 --> 00:32:53,843 Thanks. 688 00:32:57,257 --> 00:33:00,939 It's okay, because I budgeted, 35 euros, cheap hotel, 689 00:33:00,964 --> 00:33:03,746 base of operations, get you that passport, 690 00:33:03,771 --> 00:33:07,133 then the breath test, and get us back onto that ferry. 691 00:33:22,651 --> 00:33:24,261 You missed all the drama. 692 00:33:25,057 --> 00:33:26,777 14 missed calls. 693 00:33:27,566 --> 00:33:31,816 Turns out Stephen has been having an affair 694 00:33:31,841 --> 00:33:33,829 with a woman called Elaine. 695 00:33:36,386 --> 00:33:38,229 Phone call Rosie, thanks. 696 00:33:38,511 --> 00:33:42,212 I've met Elaine. She's a bit tough. 697 00:33:42,457 --> 00:33:45,096 - There you are. - So, what the hell?! 698 00:33:45,121 --> 00:33:46,440 Oh, my God! where have you been? 699 00:33:46,465 --> 00:33:48,058 This is like the biggest day in history. 700 00:33:48,082 --> 00:33:49,660 - Can you believe it? - What's happening? 701 00:33:49,684 --> 00:33:52,244 How did it happen? Does everyone know? 702 00:33:52,269 --> 00:33:54,416 Celeste announced it like the town crier... 703 00:33:54,441 --> 00:33:57,305 even Gran knows, and the kids, Beth and Ruby, and everyone. 704 00:33:57,418 --> 00:33:59,894 The thing is, she was always out of his league, really. 705 00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,080 - Who was, Celeste? - Yeah, I mean, look at her. 706 00:34:02,105 --> 00:34:05,596 She's beautiful. Stephen's just Stephen. 707 00:34:06,988 --> 00:34:09,049 Oh, my God, I'm never turning my back on you two. 708 00:34:09,074 --> 00:34:10,103 You okay though? 709 00:34:10,127 --> 00:34:12,885 How are you? Are you with Viktor? Is he there? 710 00:34:12,910 --> 00:34:14,248 Yeah, we're good, we're fine. 711 00:34:14,604 --> 00:34:16,288 There's nothing to worry about, honestly. 712 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:17,635 It's all under control. 713 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,983 Oh, my God, though! 714 00:34:20,155 --> 00:34:23,111 Stephen I mean, Stephen?! 715 00:34:25,116 --> 00:34:28,547 You sit there, saying to my face it didn't mean anything. 716 00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:31,040 - But it didn't. - Let me tell you how nice it is 717 00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:32,751 to have your whole life wrecked by something 718 00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:36,103 that didn't mean anything! Do you think that helps? 719 00:34:36,128 --> 00:34:38,578 No. I'm sorry. 720 00:34:38,603 --> 00:34:40,525 All of it, ruined! 721 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:43,158 In some dirty little bedsit in Egerton Road. 722 00:34:45,228 --> 00:34:46,828 - But how do you know? - I looked her up, 723 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:48,110 a long time ago. 724 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,594 Elaine Parris, 120 Egerton Road. Simple as that. 725 00:34:51,782 --> 00:34:53,032 Because what else could I do? 726 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:54,938 Stuck in this house with no money. 727 00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:58,196 So, I did the only thing I could do, I drove there. 728 00:34:58,978 --> 00:35:02,548 This was last year, Stephen, last year this was September. 729 00:35:03,423 --> 00:35:05,759 I sat outside in the car, and I thought, 730 00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:07,264 "This is where he does it. 731 00:35:07,265 --> 00:35:10,142 "This is where he makes that noise and slops it into her." 732 00:35:11,054 --> 00:35:13,277 I'm sorry, Celeste, but I think that's actually a little bit weird. 733 00:35:13,301 --> 00:35:15,541 You can think whatever you like, because you can pack your bags 734 00:35:15,565 --> 00:35:18,634 right now and take your arse back to Egerton Road! 735 00:35:18,985 --> 00:35:20,656 But I'm not with Elaine. We're not... 736 00:35:22,054 --> 00:35:24,204 Besides, I don't think you realise I can't leave. 737 00:35:24,229 --> 00:35:25,711 This is my family's house. 738 00:35:25,736 --> 00:35:28,148 Hold on. If you don't mind. 739 00:35:28,667 --> 00:35:31,256 Excuse me, I think if you look at the deeds, 740 00:35:31,281 --> 00:35:32,929 this is still my house. 741 00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:35,211 I'm really, really sorry, but not now, Gran. Seriously. 742 00:35:35,236 --> 00:35:37,232 No, it's highly pertinent. 743 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:40,206 We've got two young girls upstairs who have had more than enough 744 00:35:40,231 --> 00:35:41,508 trouble for one night. 745 00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:44,508 And I agree with Celeste, get out. 746 00:35:48,748 --> 00:35:49,748 Thank you. 747 00:35:50,453 --> 00:35:53,773 I am so disappointed to discover 748 00:35:53,798 --> 00:35:57,226 that you are your father's son. 749 00:35:57,828 --> 00:35:59,984 Your mother would've been disgusted. 750 00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:03,922 - Don't say that. - She would've been disgusted. 751 00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:07,094 I am so sorry. 752 00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:16,109 Do what Granny says, then. 753 00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:18,507 Out. 754 00:36:37,991 --> 00:36:39,836 You're so stupid, Dad. 755 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,566 I know. 756 00:36:44,594 --> 00:36:46,070 I'm sorry. 757 00:36:58,183 --> 00:36:59,414 What colour is she? 758 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:03,289 Elaine? She's white. 759 00:37:04,641 --> 00:37:05,641 Bye. 760 00:37:12,124 --> 00:37:14,594 You're not taking the car. I need it for the girls. 761 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:15,992 You can bike. 762 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,500 There is a man I met at Three Bridges, 763 00:37:52,624 --> 00:37:55,604 and he says for a passport and a breath test 764 00:37:55,729 --> 00:37:57,445 we need to find a woman called Elodie. 765 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,277 All right. 766 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:20,391 Bonjour. 767 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,758 Nous cherchons Elodie. 768 00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,617 On m'a dit que c'est possible de la rencontrer. 769 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,172 À midi. 770 00:38:28,396 --> 00:38:29,396 Ici. 771 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:31,234 Oui? 772 00:38:51,881 --> 00:38:55,609 It is 2,000 for the breath test, it is 4,000 for the passport. 773 00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,562 - I need the money now. - Er, no. 774 00:38:58,476 --> 00:39:00,141 No, we're only going to pay when we've got them. 775 00:39:00,165 --> 00:39:02,297 Money in advance, or you can go. 776 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:10,663 So, the passports cost more than the breath test? 777 00:39:10,687 --> 00:39:14,264 Well, the breath test is easy, it's like a mint in the mouth, 778 00:39:14,265 --> 00:39:16,272 but the passport is not easy. 779 00:39:16,492 --> 00:39:19,269 It is not paper any more, it is a polymer. 780 00:39:19,412 --> 00:39:21,015 And I'll need your passport. 781 00:39:22,695 --> 00:39:24,844 - Mine? What for? - To copy. 782 00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:27,000 Where do you think the fake's come from? 783 00:39:27,268 --> 00:39:29,514 With a different photograph, of course. 784 00:39:29,539 --> 00:39:32,305 - Have you? - Yes. Right, I've got that. 785 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,367 Thank you. 786 00:39:36,913 --> 00:39:39,248 I'll get this back straight away? 787 00:39:39,273 --> 00:39:42,929 If you don't trust me, please, go to another. I don't mind. 788 00:39:46,285 --> 00:39:47,313 It's all right. 789 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:56,883 Daniel Samuel Lyons, born in 1989, Manchester? 790 00:39:57,344 --> 00:39:58,929 Council officer. 791 00:40:01,272 --> 00:40:06,276 Explain to me, how did the council officer find himself here? 792 00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:09,171 Because of him. 793 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,594 Now, breath test. 794 00:40:19,134 --> 00:40:20,150 Won't take long. 795 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:26,039 To be precise, we should have a qualified dentist in attendance, 796 00:40:26,064 --> 00:40:28,725 but we only have a nurse, so if you'd like to sue us 797 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:32,191 for malpractice, we will fight you through the courts. 798 00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:40,906 Wait here. Two minutes. 799 00:40:40,931 --> 00:40:41,935 All right. 800 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,996 Just a small cap on the tooth, it needs fixing. 801 00:40:45,285 --> 00:40:48,695 They say it hurts, but I'm sure you can manage. 802 00:40:49,074 --> 00:40:52,281 Boys like you, little bit of pain... 803 00:40:53,975 --> 00:40:55,031 Oh, my God. 804 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:56,875 She hates us! 805 00:40:57,148 --> 00:40:58,264 She really hates us. 806 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,672 What does she mean, this tooth cap thing? 807 00:41:01,277 --> 00:41:02,308 I hate teeth. 808 00:41:02,309 --> 00:41:03,664 I don't care. 809 00:41:04,077 --> 00:41:05,922 Just fix it in place with a hammer, 810 00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:07,656 just let me through! 811 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:10,820 God, 6,000 euros. 812 00:41:11,913 --> 00:41:14,179 - Jesus. - I'm sorry. 813 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,140 Hey, no... 814 00:41:17,687 --> 00:41:19,062 It's worth every penny. 815 00:41:19,223 --> 00:41:21,000 Really... Don't do that. 816 00:41:21,070 --> 00:41:25,570 I said... I said, duh, whatever it takes, didn't I? 817 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,082 Hmm? 818 00:41:47,535 --> 00:41:50,507 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit... 819 00:41:52,293 --> 00:41:54,245 Oh! What was it? Was it her? 820 00:41:56,823 --> 00:41:57,992 She's coming back. 821 00:41:59,912 --> 00:42:01,195 She has to print that stuff... 822 00:42:02,257 --> 00:42:03,453 She's printed... 823 00:42:04,257 --> 00:42:05,633 She's coming back, yeah? 824 00:42:07,156 --> 00:42:08,289 Do you think? 825 00:42:35,937 --> 00:42:37,476 You could still go home. 826 00:42:41,422 --> 00:42:45,195 Walk up to customs... "Hey, my passport was stolen." 827 00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:50,225 "OK, no problem, this way, sir." 828 00:42:51,434 --> 00:42:52,442 Yeah... 829 00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:54,908 Bye, then. 830 00:42:56,081 --> 00:42:58,719 - Well, you could. - I'm taking you home. 831 00:42:59,791 --> 00:43:01,276 We can't get on the ferry. 832 00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:03,789 Well, we just have to try a different sort of plan. 833 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:07,476 22 miles, that's all. 834 00:43:08,909 --> 00:43:11,109 Just need to cross 22 miles. 835 00:43:23,049 --> 00:43:24,049 Mummy. 836 00:43:25,155 --> 00:43:26,163 In you get. 837 00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,146 What an idiot. 838 00:43:38,504 --> 00:43:39,504 Okay. 839 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,117 I don't want you criticising your dad, 840 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:45,797 but, yeah, blasted fool, fool man. 841 00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:51,687 I can't believe you knew for ages. 842 00:43:52,058 --> 00:43:53,633 So, you knew at Christmas? 843 00:43:54,124 --> 00:43:56,976 - Yeah. - And that party on New Year's Eve? 844 00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:59,467 - Yeah. - And on my birthday, you knew then? 845 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,765 How did you do it? 846 00:44:01,422 --> 00:44:02,422 No choice. 847 00:44:03,281 --> 00:44:04,883 I was trapped here with him. 848 00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:08,237 No house, no money, no savings. 849 00:44:09,062 --> 00:44:10,758 I mean, what else could we have done? 850 00:44:11,264 --> 00:44:13,264 Go and live with your gran in Port Maria? 851 00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:15,476 - Oh, no way. - No, thanks. 852 00:44:16,771 --> 00:44:17,847 You know what she'd say? 853 00:44:18,675 --> 00:44:22,214 You not too wicked and bad. It's hell you're heading for! 854 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,886 And as for you, Bethany, 855 00:44:24,911 --> 00:44:28,393 now bringing dem sodomite nastiness around you! 856 00:44:33,336 --> 00:44:35,280 The thing is, I get up at six. 857 00:44:37,866 --> 00:44:38,870 That's okay. 858 00:44:38,895 --> 00:44:41,464 I get up at six and I do my exercises. 859 00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:43,893 I do callisthenics in here. 860 00:44:45,975 --> 00:44:48,604 Well, I'll stay in bed, if you don't mind. 861 00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:53,094 No, but I don't particularly want you watching. 862 00:44:53,487 --> 00:44:55,268 Why? What does callisthenics involve? 863 00:44:55,269 --> 00:44:56,273 Nothing. 864 00:44:59,182 --> 00:45:01,643 But it's mine, it's my little hour, 865 00:45:01,668 --> 00:45:02,784 all to myself. 866 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:07,307 - Well, I'll be asleep. - But you won't. 867 00:45:08,418 --> 00:45:11,292 And we've only got the one room you'll be staring. 868 00:45:13,281 --> 00:45:17,330 So I thought you could get up at six and go for a coffee and come back 869 00:45:17,363 --> 00:45:19,143 - at seven, is that all right? - Um... 870 00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:22,284 Yeah, if you want. 871 00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:23,594 Thanks. 872 00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:29,877 Is that every day? 873 00:45:30,234 --> 00:45:31,238 Yes. 874 00:45:33,281 --> 00:45:34,285 Okay. 875 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,682 OK, transport 3,000 euros per person. 876 00:45:44,707 --> 00:45:46,711 So, 6,000 total. 877 00:45:46,835 --> 00:45:50,859 Okay, but I refuse to give you the money until we're on the boat. 878 00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:51,971 You pay now. 879 00:45:51,996 --> 00:45:55,478 Yes, I understand, but I want to wait until I can see the boat. 880 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:56,979 No, you have to pay now. 881 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:59,264 Look, this has happened before and we have been robbed. 882 00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,260 Unfortunate! You pay now. 883 00:46:01,285 --> 00:46:03,089 Well, I absolutely refuse. 884 00:46:03,425 --> 00:46:04,729 Okay, good luck. 885 00:46:04,754 --> 00:46:05,834 We finish. 886 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:08,548 No, no, no, just wait, wait, wait, wait! 887 00:46:08,573 --> 00:46:09,878 Just... look. 888 00:46:11,445 --> 00:46:12,465 I'll pay half. 889 00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:13,573 You give all. 890 00:46:20,214 --> 00:46:21,218 Okay. 891 00:46:40,293 --> 00:46:41,380 C'est le jour du vote, 892 00:46:41,404 --> 00:46:43,981 et les sondages prévoient un choc immense. 893 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:04,912 That's him. 894 00:47:06,264 --> 00:47:07,817 - Yes! - Come on, get the bag. 895 00:47:10,771 --> 00:47:12,171 Allez, on se dépêche! 896 00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:14,270 S'il n'y a pas de place, vous restez debout! 897 00:47:14,295 --> 00:47:15,628 Allez, on se bouge! 898 00:47:26,496 --> 00:47:30,285 It said Cran de Quette. It's a bit of headland. 899 00:47:31,128 --> 00:47:32,699 Hey, do you see? 900 00:47:33,048 --> 00:47:36,914 We're actually closer to England now. More like 20 miles. 901 00:47:43,456 --> 00:47:44,456 C'est par-là. 902 00:47:49,113 --> 00:47:51,160 Allez, on bouge. Plus vite! Allez, allez, allez! 903 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:52,582 Is that the boat? 904 00:47:53,676 --> 00:47:55,476 That's not the boat that takes us to the boat? 905 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,231 No, I think that's it. 906 00:47:58,461 --> 00:47:59,461 Okay. 907 00:47:59,995 --> 00:48:02,088 Well, never mind, good. 20 miles that's all. 908 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,564 Gilet de sauvetage, allez. 909 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,593 20 miles. 910 00:48:04,618 --> 00:48:06,236 Allez, on se bouge! On se bouge. 911 00:48:06,261 --> 00:48:07,502 Eh vous, n'oubliez pas. 912 00:48:08,088 --> 00:48:09,611 Allez, vite, vite! 913 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:14,752 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, hold on, hold on. 914 00:48:14,777 --> 00:48:16,177 Hold that, hold that. 915 00:48:17,885 --> 00:48:19,783 Danny, what are you doing? 916 00:48:19,808 --> 00:48:21,588 I'm keeping them dry you should do the same. 917 00:48:22,643 --> 00:48:24,264 Danny, look, we're going to get wet. 918 00:48:24,289 --> 00:48:26,890 No, but I've worked with people, I've seen this, you get foot rot. 919 00:48:54,297 --> 00:48:56,261 Come over, come on! 920 00:49:09,175 --> 00:49:10,179 Oh, shit! 921 00:49:13,412 --> 00:49:15,150 Oh, they're not getting on board, are they? 922 00:49:16,502 --> 00:49:18,978 There must be another boat, there's got to be another boat! 923 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,127 There is no room! There's no room! 924 00:49:29,327 --> 00:49:31,983 There's not enough room, you can see, you can see, 925 00:49:32,008 --> 00:49:33,608 there's not enough room! 926 00:49:43,486 --> 00:49:48,647 Oh, shit! OK, budge up, budge up! No, no. Wait! 927 00:49:48,874 --> 00:49:51,998 It doesn't matter, doesn't matter! Come. Come. 928 00:49:59,514 --> 00:50:02,116 Danny, we can get off. We can get off. 929 00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:07,133 - No, we can do this. We can do it. - No, no. 930 00:50:14,183 --> 00:50:15,683 Vas-y, démarre le bâteau! 931 00:50:15,823 --> 00:50:16,890 Vas-y, démarre! 932 00:50:17,067 --> 00:50:18,472 Vas-y, c'est bon, démarre! 933 00:51:50,821 --> 00:51:52,074 Are you on your own? 934 00:51:54,951 --> 00:51:56,097 What's your name? 935 00:52:01,721 --> 00:52:03,293 Have you got any paperwork with you? 936 00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:14,426 Where have you come from? 937 00:52:33,613 --> 00:52:38,573 Astonishing day, astonishing day, astonishing day! 938 00:53:59,607 --> 00:54:00,607 Call link. 939 00:54:01,682 --> 00:54:04,548 No, call family link, audio only. 940 00:54:04,573 --> 00:54:06,249 Calling family link. 941 00:54:09,612 --> 00:54:11,714 Danny, have you seen the news over here? 942 00:54:11,739 --> 00:54:14,191 Your favourite woman Prime Minister! 943 00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,495 I've actually met her. 944 00:54:15,557 --> 00:54:19,564 I love it, she's a nightmare, the whole system's in pieces. 945 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:22,425 Oh, Dan, mate, no, take me off the family link. 946 00:54:23,007 --> 00:54:24,073 We've got to catch up. 947 00:54:24,098 --> 00:54:26,024 A lot of things have changed since you went away. 948 00:54:26,219 --> 00:54:27,269 Sorry, Celeste. 949 00:54:27,294 --> 00:54:29,605 I don't mind. It doesn't bother me, you stay on the link. 950 00:54:30,214 --> 00:54:32,501 Just do what you want. You're very fond of saying 951 00:54:32,526 --> 00:54:33,698 it's your family. 952 00:54:33,723 --> 00:54:34,855 Don't start. 953 00:54:34,925 --> 00:54:36,464 Excuse me! 954 00:54:36,761 --> 00:54:40,595 I think, if anyone started this, it was you, Stephen. 955 00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:43,386 Can I just point out... Daniel left his husband for someone else, 956 00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:44,737 no-one had a go at him. 957 00:54:44,762 --> 00:54:46,284 Me, it's the end of the world. 958 00:54:46,613 --> 00:54:47,674 Why is that? 959 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:49,272 I thought I'd better say. 960 00:54:49,448 --> 00:54:52,878 Oh, Viktor, sorry, are you okay? 961 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,494 Hello! Where are you? 962 00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:56,590 Oh, Vik, mate, do us a favour put Daniel on. 963 00:54:56,817 --> 00:54:57,817 It's a long story. 964 00:54:57,874 --> 00:54:59,628 Wait, sorry, but it says you're home. 965 00:55:00,183 --> 00:55:02,020 You're phoning from Uncle Dan's. You're in Britain? 966 00:55:02,044 --> 00:55:03,847 Oh, my God, no way! 967 00:55:03,872 --> 00:55:04,900 You did it. 968 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,085 How did that happen? 969 00:55:06,110 --> 00:55:07,925 Oh, that's brilliant! 970 00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:09,823 That's amazing! How did you do it, Dan? 971 00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,542 Danny, are you there? 972 00:55:15,807 --> 00:55:17,745 I'm at the house and Daniel's dead. 973 00:55:20,277 --> 00:55:21,737 I'm sorry, but he drowned. 974 00:55:23,729 --> 00:55:25,519 We thought we could get across the Channel, 975 00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,690 but on the news it says 17 bodies... 976 00:55:30,093 --> 00:55:31,159 that was Daniel. 977 00:55:32,090 --> 00:55:33,090 He's dead. 978 00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:34,792 He drowned. 979 00:55:36,190 --> 00:55:40,146 We got half a mile from the shore, but that's a very long way. 980 00:55:42,101 --> 00:55:43,265 - What? - The police don't know. 981 00:55:43,289 --> 00:55:46,049 His passport was gone, his wallet was in his bag, 982 00:55:46,074 --> 00:55:47,268 and his bag was lost. 983 00:55:48,399 --> 00:55:52,955 So, he's in a town on the coast called Rye, unidentified. 984 00:55:54,253 --> 00:55:55,408 I didn't want to do that. 985 00:55:57,346 --> 00:56:01,326 But I thought, if I came here, they'd never find me. 986 00:56:04,183 --> 00:56:05,689 That doesn't work, I know. 987 00:56:08,084 --> 00:56:12,344 I apologise to you all, but we got on the boat, 988 00:56:12,819 --> 00:56:13,953 and the boat sank. 989 00:56:15,026 --> 00:56:16,149 And he's dead. 990 00:56:19,769 --> 00:56:20,930 I came home. 991 00:56:22,508 --> 00:56:23,508 Is this home? 992 00:57:07,795 --> 00:57:08,799 Okay. 993 00:57:39,305 --> 00:57:41,235 Viktor, please, are you there? 994 00:57:42,829 --> 00:57:43,829 Viktor! 995 00:57:45,059 --> 00:57:46,235 Viktor? 996 00:57:46,335 --> 00:57:48,125 Open the door! 997 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:50,774 Viktor! 998 00:57:52,065 --> 00:57:53,121 Viktor!